Winona Ryder Date Night

08Nov07

All hail Heather who probably doesn’t even know about my past history with Winona.

Tourettes Update: Heather is a well known lover of all things Pearl Jam. Pearl Jam contributed a song to the Victoria Williams benefit CD called “Sweet Relief”. Also contributing to that effort was “Soul Asylum” doing my fave song on that record - “Summer Of Drugs”. Lead singer of Soul Asylum? Winona Boy Toy - Dave Pirner - whew.

Soul Asylum - “Summer Of Drugs”

My sister got bit by a copperhead snake
In the woods behind the house
Nobody was home so I grabbed her foot
And I sucked that poison out

My sister got better in a month or two
When the swelling it went down
But Id started off my teenage years with a poison in my mouth

And we were too young to be hippies
Missed out on the love
Turned to a teen in the late 70s
In the summer of the drugs

My Fake Girlfriend #2

Take these things with a grain of salt, sure, but as I clicked through the somewhat unbelievable slideshow of dudes, I said out loud, several times, “SHUT UP.” If it’s true, someone get this woman a Gatorade.

Quote from my friend SH who works for a MAJOR ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY MAGAZINE

SH: “So, what do you want to do”
Winona: “I want to go out and get stoned but first I need to put a bag or something over my head.”

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9 Responses to “Winona Ryder Date Night”  

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  1. 1 morewines on Nov 8th, 2007 said:

    That’s a hell of a list. Where did Winona get all that time.

  2. 2 Shouter on Nov 8th, 2007 said:

    Well, she hasn’t been answering my calls as of late so she’s got that.

  3. 3 Kired on Nov 8th, 2007 said:

    Must learn to play guitar, must become famous musician, must not let wife know of nefarious plan to boink Winona.

  4. 4 Shouter on Nov 8th, 2007 said:

    Kired, get in line.

  5. 5 Shouter on Nov 8th, 2007 said:

    Never miss a chance to post Victoria Williams

  6. 6 JIA on Nov 8th, 2007 said:

    I thought Chris Isaak (why do I want to spell his name Kris Isakk?) is gay. Of course, it doesn’t seem like Winona is too picky.

    Shouter, you may have a chance after all.

  7. 7 AH on Nov 9th, 2007 said:

    Hmmm, what should I ask for in the blackmail letter - - - - -

  8. 8 heather on Nov 9th, 2007 said:

    thanks for the linkage…for the record, Chris Isaak is very NOT gay, as far as I hear and as far as my woman-radar confirms heartily. He loves the ladies, as any female who has seen him in concert can attest to.

  9. 9 Kired on Nov 9th, 2007 said:

    I know my wife would be greatly disappointed if Chris was gay. I wonder if she has any nefarious plans?

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